i ship me and money
the beauty of nature: a rainbow of blooming flowers (timelapse)
a girl i go to university with goes to house parties once everyones drunk and takes toilet paper so she never had to buy her own
a shooting star is actually someone driving off rainbow road
at this point my blood is probably 4.3% pasta sauce
that one person that everybody likes
but you fucking hate
satire is “I’m going to take this concept to an extreme or absurd level in order to demonstrate how bizarre/nonsensical/illogical it is” and not “I said something bigoted but just kidding I didn’t really mean it hahaha”
I think my problem is that I’ve never had any male attention in my life. It’s gotten to the point where any boy who notices I’m alive all of a sudden becomes an over exaggerated story of my imagination when in reality he’s nothing more that a boy who remembers my name
This is the greatest thing I’ve seen in a long time.
instead of taking birth control you can have sex at night bc the sperm are asleep + you won’t get pregnant
Are you a U.S. senator?
Rehabilitating penguins wearing sweaters
why wasn’t sympathy vs empathy ever explained to me as “that sucks vs i feel u” because that’s literally the best way to explain it